Paul: "Mom, I've got some bad news."
Lisa: "Oh yeah? What's your bad news?"
Paul: "I have two tooshies. They're so adorable I can't keep them hidden! So watch out mom. When we get home they're coming out!"
Lisa: "They are?"
Paul: "Yep, both of them."
Paul: "I can't wait to be an adult."
Lisa: "What are you looking forward to most?"
Paul: "I can't wait till I'm an adult so I can go on a mission and drink alcohol."
Lisa: "Uh... we don't drink alcohol. You know that, right?"
Paul: "Dad does."
Lisa: "No, he doesn't!"
Paul: "Yes, he does! They had it as a sample at Costco, and he drank it. He wouldn't let me drink it though."
Lisa: "Oh, do you mean caffeine?"
Paul: "Oh yeah, caffeine! I can't wait to be an adult so I can go on a mission and drink caffeine."
Lisa: "Well... we don't drink caffeine either. But your mission will be pretty rad!"
The boys were talking about what they could name cottage cheese jello.
Lance: "It's gooey and jello, so we could call it goo-ello. It's also chunky, so we could call it chunky jello."
Paul: "Ooh, let's call it Jonathan!"
Garrett replied to an email from Lisa and I saw he was still on the computer so I quickly wrote to him.
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I don't get an email? You only write to mom? ;-)
I love you!
Love dad
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He wrote back to me:
"I love you so stop fussing"
We were taking the lining out of Paul's coat and he said, "That's the wind breaker part. It breaks wind!"
Lisa, Kalyn and Paul were watching a movie. It came to a kissing scene and Paul started freaking out.
Paul: "Ahhh! She's trying to bite him! Her mouth is open and she's trying to bite him! Why isn't he running??"
Kayla: "Mom, is polluter a real word?"
Mom: "Yes."
Tycen: "Will you use it in a sentence?"
Lisa: "That car is such a polluter, it puts a lot of pollution in the air."
Lance: "When that car polluters, it goes up into the trees."
