Can't Wait To Be An Adult

Paul: "I can't wait to be an adult."

Lisa: "What are you looking forward to most?"

Paul: "I can't wait till I'm an adult so I can go on a mission and drink alcohol."

Lisa: "Uh... we don't drink alcohol. You know that, right?"

Paul: "Dad does."

Lisa: "No, he doesn't!"

Paul: "Yes, he does! They had it as a sample at Costco, and he drank it. He wouldn't let me drink it though."

Lisa: "Oh, do you mean caffeine?"

Paul: "Oh yeah, caffeine!  I can't wait to be an adult so I can go on a mission and drink caffeine."

Lisa: "Well... we don't drink caffeine either. But your mission will be pretty rad!"

Cottage Cheese Jello

The boys were talking about what they could name cottage cheese jello.

Lance: "It's gooey and jello, so we could call it goo-ello.  It's also chunky, so we could call it chunky jello."

Paul: "Ooh, let's call it Jonathan!"